“i’m okay with gay people but i don’t think bisexuality is a real thing”
Rock A Roonie Fantasy Camp
RSS
(Source: 17yroldghost)
If this isn’t in the new CoD game I will be disappointed
call of doge
Collar on Duty: Modern Woofare.
(Source: solidpumba)
What do you think ‘the stuff’ is?
Who knows, poison??
explosives?
explosive poison
SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN
Because I need this on my blog again.
Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.
I don’t even think my 14 year old sister understood that.
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: nomadichead)
My talents include being on tumblr all day and not hitting the post limit
(Source: darrrenecriss)
WE FOUND IT.
WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.
Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.
Its that last comment that really gets me.
i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
